Bruces' Philosophers Song

The sketch shows an English academic (played by Terry Jones) coming to a hot and perhaps remote part of Australia and being inducted by the Bruces (John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle and Michael Palin) into their Philosophy Department, seemingly located in a simple wooden shack.The Bruces are lounging around a wooden table and soon start drinking cans of Foster's Lager.The song was subsequently included in most of the Monty Python team's live shows, sometimes as a singalong with musical accompaniment provided by a Jew's harp.[2] The song's lyrics make a series of scandalous allegations about a number of highly respected philosophers, usually with regard to their capacity or incapacity for imbibing alcoholic drinks.All the philosophers whom the song mentions were dead by the time it appeared, apart from Martin Heidegger.
Heidegger in 1960
Mill in about 1870
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